Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Colonel abides...

One last pic from our trip...



Also, in honor of the Colonel, I'm going to rate the DVD's we've watched recently on the KFC scale.

-She's the One - three piece tenders UP - solid, fairly funny, quasi-chick flick. The smoking, drinking, and swearing really redeemed.
-The Good Shepherd - one drumstrick DOWN - so much potential but it really didn't go anywhere. Ultimately it was 2 hrs, 47 minutes of Matt Damon making 'that face'.
-Firewall - family bucket with all the sides DOWN - a comedy of cliches that wasn't funny at all.
-Charlie Wilson's War - eight piece bucket with coleslaw UP - very funny, with Hanks, Roberts and Seymour-Hoffman all in great performances. Highly recommended.
-Mad Men, Season One - four drumsticks UP - I went back to S1 after watching S2 last year out of order. Stuff White People Like is right.
-Date Movie - 1 spork - just like a spork, somewhat entertaining but ultimately useless.
-Entourage, Season Five - extra mashed potatoes and biscuits without having to pay UP - can't wait for Halloween and Flem's Turtle costume.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy Holiday

The 4th of July is here and before we start the fireworks I wanted to give a little recap of our wonderful trip.

Here's the view of Indian Creek from the cabin where we stayed.



Here's Cumberland Falls, the second largest waterfall east of the Mississippi River.



Further down this hiking trail we hit Eagle Falls. Later in the week we returned to swim in the pool formed below the falls.



Here are the other two waterfalls we hiked - Dog Slaughter Falls and Yahoo Falls. Yahoo Falls is the highest waterfall in Kentucky, and Dog Slaughter was the most secluded hike we went on. Most people were probably discouraged by the bridge being washed out at the beginning of the trail. The lack of signage probably didn't help either...





We also took a trip to Cumberland Gap, where Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee all meet. We hiked the Tri-State Trail and got a beautiful view from Pinnacle Outlook.





On the way home, we took a little detour and hit the Bourbon Trail. We did a full tour of the Woodford Reserve distillery, which was a lot of fun. The scenery was gorgeous as well, as the distillery is situated in the middle of horse ranch country.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Getting to Kentucky is half the fun

We are enjoying our time in Kentucky...after some roadblocks on Thursday, we finally arrived on Friday morning. Some of the highlights of the drive were seeing the big butter Jesus near Dayton, nearly being swept away by a deluge of rain on I-75 South in northern Kentucky, and hearing 5+ hours of Michael Jackson songs on the radio (RIP).

The highlights of the cabin so far are the views and the peaceful secluded setting. Internet access is a 20-minute drive so this may be it until we get home. Until then, here's the view from the deck....

Thursday, June 25, 2009

One foot out the door

Well we're packing the car to leave for our vacation in Kentucky. Some great pics to come next weekend when we return. A quick update on the Summer of Herbie Zwei:

-Underground sprinkling - I may have mastered it after all. The lawn is looking good.
-Vegetable garden - it gets a C+ right now but there's a lot of potential.
-Softball - going to miss tonight's game but may be back for next week. Go Stud Boy!
-School - only the final team project remains. I will be studying financial statement ratios in the car and looking for a Starbucks with wi-fi in central Indiana.
-Beard - he gone. I shaved it all off. When asked, the beard said, "It was just my time. It was just my time."

Until next week, herbie on...

Monday, June 22, 2009

If a picture paints 1,000 words...

I'm not sure if I have time to do a written post that can fully describe how awesome the past week has been. So instead, I'll just share some pictures that convey the herbieness of it all...











Tuesday, June 16, 2009

A case of the Tuesdays

I didn't quite hit my goal of a Thursday post, so here I am on Tuesday morning. I've got a few much-needed days off work, and we're about to head out camping with some family members for a few days. So let's see, what's new since we last talked, other than the Red Wings blowing a 3-2 lead in the Stanley Cup finals and losing to the Pens on home ice. I don't want to talk about it anymore, it's giving me a headache.

-I got a tetanus shot because I stepped on a nail at our "cabin". Good times. I learned that you should have a shot every 10 years, or every 5 if you get a puncture wound. Also the bacteria that causes the infection is anaerobic. There's your biology lesson for the day.
-All the walls have been torn down in said cabin - it's starting to look a bit more promising and a lot brighter. More updates and plenty of pictures to come later in the summer.
-I'm about 2/3 done with my summer class (just took another quiz - 20/20 - woo-hoo!). Working on the final exam and group project - both will be done before we take off on vacation in about 10 days.
-BP's bachelor party went off without a hitch and everyone had a great time. Well everyone except my liver. Ouch. The wedding is Saturday and I've already got my tux - can't wait!
-My sprinkling system is almost running again. We were so close on Sunday but a pinhole in the solder foiled my attempts. Looks like it's gonna have to wait until next week...or month....or year. Sorry, grass.
-The Stud Boys sit at 3-1 and have a pivotal doubleheader this Thursday evening.

That's all for now, I'll check in when we get home later in the week. Until then, enjoy summer all you Herbie-ites. Herbie-ans. Herbians.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Thursdays with Herbie

It seems like I blinked and three weeks have passed. We're nearly into full swing in the SOH II. The first week of June brings the last day of school for most (but not for my lovely wife) so we'll consider this a quasi-kickoff.

First, I want to pay respects to the two-time champion of the River Bank Run 5K Speed Division, "Let's Jam". I posted the pic a few weeks back. The team fought an early start, impending rainshowers, and too many faulty timestrips to count (2 out of 9 didn't even register!!!) to capture its second title by a margin of over 9 minutes. Led by a few Chippewas, anchored by a pack of Bulldogs, complemented by a few Eagles, and even managing to mix in some Dutchmen, Let's Jam's victory was a true team effort. The team was 9 strong and most everyone improved upon their time from last year. One notable exception was yours truly, who dropped from 2nd to 4th on the squad, but my excuse is that I'm stil recovering. I think I can use it until the 4th of July, at least.

The goals for next year include a third straight championship, a team time of under 2 hours (we came in at 2:04 this year for comparison), and 6 more innings of postrace whiffle ball. The team has held two official and three unofficial championship celebrations. Just a few more months and the banquet circuit will be done. It's not easy being the top dogs, that's what we keep telling ourselves.

But enough about a race that happened four weeks ago, what else is happening in the Summer of Herbie, Part Deux, you ask. Well it's been quite eventful. Here are a few highlights:

-My Impala (aka the Employee) rolled over 200,000 miles this week. Around 4:30 PM on Wednesday, a little bit southeast of Lyons-Muir, the magical moment happened. I thought confetti would come through the sunroof and the lights would flash....alas, no tickertape parade. A bit of trivia - I've had only 3 cars in my life and one of them managed to reach 300k. Not sure if I see it happening this time around.

-My sister got married this past weekend. The rain stopped just in time for the ceremony, and the sun came out just in time for my reading (coincidence?). The bride looked lovely, the whole family was there, and the reception was a blast. I pulled out dance moves that no one ever knew existed.

-Softball is in full swing and the team is off to a 2-1 start. The Stud Boys might have a chance at the whole thing this year.

-I've managed to run four 5K races already this summer, including a 24:10 performance on Memorial Day. There will be more to come, and my wife keeps telling me about a half-marathon in September. Yikes.

-And finally (for now) I've completed two semesters of grad classes. I have 12 credits complete at Colorado State University towards my master's degree. Very proud of this one and I hope to keep this momentum going with one course this summer.

That's it for now. I don't think I have the time right now for frequent posts so I will try to save them up for once a week, at least for June. After that, who knows where SOH Jr. will take us...

Friday, May 22, 2009

We're back....

Welcome to SOH, Part Deux. Not because Herbie's back or anything like that, but we're here for another go-round. Check in soon for updates, photos and even some reminiscing from summers past. I can't wait. Until next time, here's a pic of the 2009 RB Run 5K Champs. Writeup to follow this weekend.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The more things change....

...the more they stay the same, apparently. It's a week before Christmas and as you stare at the foot of snow on the ground, you're thinking, wait, I thought Summer of Herbie was done months ago? Well, SOH transcends the passing of the seasons and other cosmic forces...it transcends all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Week 16 of the NFL season brings vital matchups in the world of RAFFLE, none more so than the long-awaited rematch of the HCC Colonels and the Pontaluna Pumpkin Stringers. If you remember, back in week 6, the Colonels pulled out a defining victory over the Stringers, 89-76. A huge game by Tony Romo, a monster performance by Thomas Jones (since traded to the Stringers), and a cameo by the Vikings D led the way for Herbie. Strong performances by the Eagles D, Jamal Lewis and kicker Mason Crosby were not enough on the Pontaluna sideline.

The outcome would not prove to be prophetic, however, as the teams found themselves going in opposite directions.

After the victory, which propelled the Colonels into first place - the latest an HCC team has ever led the division - five consecutive losses followed, with their All-American boy and star QB Tony Romo on the sidelines with an injury. A few questionable personnel moves, aimed at kickstarting the team, sent Jones and WR Isaac Bruce packing. However, unlike past HCC teams, which may have folded, this year's version has persevered and won 4 straight, leaving them at 8-7 and currently holding the 2nd place playoff spot in the Scissors division.

The Stringers, on the other hand, have been red-hot, winning 8 of 9 matchups since that fateful day. In the process, Pontaluna has clinched the division championship, and currently sits as the #1 overall seed, if the playoffs were to begin today. Their once shaky roster has been boldened by strong trades and free agent pickups, and the coaching staff has done a masterful job of rotating starting positions among key players.

So here we are...some familiar faces, some new, but a familiar fate - #1 v. #2, with nothing less than the Colonel's playoff lives hanging in the balance. Can they put together a winning game plan and pull off another upset? Or will the Pontaluna Big Red Machine continue to roll right into January? Let's get ready for some (fantasy) football!


Saturday, October 11, 2008

First big matchup looms for Colonels, Stringers

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Ravenna, MI - It's hard to say that a game might be a must-win this early in the season. But for the Herbie Community College Walkin' Colonels, they don't get much bigger than this one.

After an up-and-down start, the Colonels have won two games in a row in convincing fashion against pre-season contenders Sturgis and Salt Lake City, and that has many in the know thinking that this may finally be the Colonels' year to break through into the upper echelon of the RAFFLE.

In order to do that, they'll have be able to get victories against teams like the Pontaluna Pumpkin Stringers. Pontaluna and HCC are currently tied for first in the Scissors Division at 3-2, and stand at 4th and 5th, respectively, in the latest league-wide power rankings.

"The past two weeks have been great," says the Colonels' head coach, general manager, and team president. "But quite honestly, we knew we were capable of winning those types of games. At the beginning of the year, we set our sites on beating the top teams and qualifying for the playoffs. Anything less will be a disappointment to this organization."

With Tony Romo and Terrell Owens leading the way, and the recent addition of Le'Ron McClain, the Colonels are fifth in the league in scoring. However, critics point to another stat - the Colonels sport the league's lowest points against total - for their fortuitous start.

"The Colonels are much improved this year and we're looking forward to a great matchup this Sunday," says Pumpkin Stringers head coach and CEO S. Kot. "One of the advantages that we will draw upon is that we've been in the playoffs and we have that big game experience, whereas they haven't been in that situation too often in recent years."

The Stringers look for QB Jason Campbell to stay hot with a favorable matchup against St. Louis, and the recent acquisition of RB Steve Slaton has given the team a boost as well.

Most around the league expect a high-scoring, but close, game, and the guru is no exception. As of Saturday morning - the Colonels were favored, by a score of 107-106. It doesn't get much better than that.


Thursday, October 2, 2008

Epilogue

Well, as promised, I took a bunch of pictures while we were up north for the race. Turns out that even on an overcast day, Torch Lake is still one on the most beautiful places on Earth. Without further ado...


View my photos

Thirsty Thursday

Short & Sweet today....

-In the midst of an 18-6 beat down at the hands of the absent Bottoms Up, who pre-bowled out of their minds, yours truly threw a 228 game. Six in a row after a split in the 2nd frame. PTP

-I have not yet heard the new Kings of Leon album, but I'm pretty excited. KOL

-If you haven't registered to do vote yet, do so ASAP!!! The deadline is fast approaching - do your duty and let your voice be heard.
State of Michigan Secretary of State

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Appendix B

The Boyne Mt. half marathon was a smashing success! Mostly because I ran the 5K. My lovely wife and her talented and determined friends ran the 'full' half-marathon and fought the hills, the clouds and a 5:50 AM wakeup call to finish even better than projected. Five of the seven lovely ladies pictured finished in the top 10 in the womens' field.

As for me, well, I finished. It was, at the same time, refreshing and maddening to run a race and not particularly care about a specific time or place. Also the 9:15 AM start time (as opposed to 8:00 for the women) helped. The first mile was pleasant, on a flat road, and I even chatted with a few other runners. The second mile began with a strong sense that I felt good enough to run faster, and that's when the Catholic guilt kicked in. And the hills. Turns out that when they hold a race at a mountain, you must encounter at least part of said mountain during the race. The brevity of the event, however, dictated that the 3rd mile would be downhill. Ahh...much better. Until I once again felt the need to kick into high gear (wait, it wasn't high gear...medium gear? Un-slow gear?) for the final half mile. Just enough to cramp up a bit. Just right, I guess. What fun is a road race without the pain? Luckily for me, Herbie is in good shape and I think I'm out of reasons to skip working out this fall.

So, as we drove away and the rain started to fall again, it didn't feel like summer any more. So maybe this is the end of the road, maybe this is truly the culmination of the Summer of Herbie. It started out so simply, so innocently, just another 28-year-old man trying to pretend he was 21 again and racing his wife. And it ended so justly, with me battling Jane's mom for 37th place in the 2008 Boyne 2 Boyne 5K.

I edged her out. Just barely.

The runners pre-13.1 miles



The runners post-13.1 miles



10 minutes later, at the bar

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Got a nice little Tuesday planned...

Gonna go to Olive Garden, shopping at Sears for a dishwasher, maybe Bed Bath and Beyond, I don't know....I don't know if we'll have enough time.

For the 'life just really isn't fair' link of the day, I thought about posting my fantasy football score, but decided upon this instead...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122151799460638921.html

Also I've been getting a lot of comments that yesterday was the autumnal equinox and the summer is over...actually that's a lie, as far as I can tell I only have 2 readers. But rest assured, the Summer of Herbie will continue. We will not go down without a fight!

Next up, Boyne Mountain half-marathon (for my lovely wife) and a leisurely 5K (for yours truly). Let's just say that I'm charging an extra set of batteries for the camera and I plan on posting the best damn photo essay that the SOH has ever seen.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Football Friday...

I can't get enough of the smarmy, sarcastic NFL picks columns....only there's a thin line between the geniunely funny and intelligent and the crap that yahoo & msn promote....this guy has, in the course of one column, become my #3 go-to NFL columnist behind Simmons & Easterbrook.

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/2008/09/rays-rapid-ramblings-2/

Herbie abides...

http://movies.msn.com/new-on-dvd/special-releases/?GT1=28002

What more can I say....other than I wonder if the 'all F word' version is included in the special features? If you've never seen, it's about 2 minutes, 18 seconds long and includes all the great cussing from the film.....it's prevalent on youtube and gets two thumbs up from yours truly.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Just checking in...

A few links of the day...

On the PTP side - 3 points won by yours truly over the Mancha man last night, and a 16-8 victory for PT. Outstanding, I was not; consistent, I was - all 3 games in the 180's for a 550 series.

On the 'this week's sign' side - Uni Watch would not approve of this sort of logo creep, I know that much. A particularly sad example, if you ask me.

On the lighter side - one of my favorite comedians, Mike Birbiglia. He's doing a show in GR on the 27th, but unfortunately I won't be there. We saw him last year and I highly recommend it.

On the darker side - Finally this stage of the sad saga comes to an end. Hopefully the city of Detroit will see some real progress & strong leadership in the next few years.

On the political side - I know, I know...Gloria Steinem? But it's an extremely well-written piece and I think she makes some very strong points. That's it for politics, for now anyway.

And I don't have a link to it, but a particularly funny sketch in Family Guy the other night caught my attention - the nymphomaniac from Wisconsin living upstairs. Might be worth a non-workday google.

Until next time...

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Appendix A

Week 1 of Summer of Herbie (cont.) was neither the highlight or the lowlight of the year thus far. It had its ups and downs, and if it were a dessert, it would have been plain vanilla ice cream, not yet freezer burned but also sans toppings.

It started out in familiar territory, with the Walkin' Colonels of the RAFFLE losing their season opener, 91-85. A Dallas Clark injury prevented what appeared to be a surefire comeback victory.

No worries though - the week was looking up! Group Project #1 in my MBA program (Go Rams!) is complete, team members have come to consensus, and everyone did his/her job. Add to that the fact that I started running again. Sure it's a slow pace, and it's only 15 minutes, but it didn't even hurt.

Wednesday, and PTP was in semi-full effect (K-Gun absent). Despite the absence of a standout game by yours truly, I took 1 game of cards and PT took 16 points against 16-lb Balls.

Friday approached, and brought two things with it - the annual rivalry game with the hated Oakridge Eagles, and the return of my cold. It was a sign, as the aches & pains I felt were matched by the team members of the 'Dogs. Final score, 39-7, and a weekend full of laying on the couch.

The malady did not lift in time for the UM-ND matchup, and the malaise continued as the Wolverines lost the single worst college football game I've ever seen, 35-17. Neither team would have a shot at beating the Chippewas this year; it's just too bad CMU won't get the chance.

Sunday brought more homework and another embarassment by the Lions. I thank my lucky stars that I have completely broken myself of the bad habit of watching the first half of their games. Luckily, the late games were much more entertaining, and the Colonels remained within striking distance of the Dirty Bandaids.

On Monday, the grade arrived on our project (89 out of 100 - I'm pleased), and MNF featured the Colonels' top 2 draft picks - Romo & Owens. An 11-point deficit was quickly turned into a runaway victory. A 1-1 start for HCC in the RAFFLE is a good sign.

Now it's Tuesday, the rain has finally stopped, the honey-lemon tea may be making some headway, and, in the absence of spygate chatter, TMQ is back to rare form. So here it is, the link of the day:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/080916

Monday, September 8, 2008

Where to begin....or perhaps where to end?

I suppose, technically, that the Summer of Herbie is complete. We're past Labor Day, football has begun, my fall classes have started, and the window for fun weekend adventures has all but closed for the time being. The flurry of activity of the past 2 weeks left me laid up on the couch with a cold last week. Of course that gave me a chance to catch up on my reading - exciting topics like cash flow statements, leadership traits, and virtual business teams.

The extended Labor Day weekend was a fitting end to the adventure that was the Summer of Herbie. Thursday night, the Bulldogs kicked off the 2008 season. I could do the math and figure out how old the current crop of 'Dogs were when the magical 1997 championship season happened, but why bother? That's too depressing. In any case, the annual crosstown matchup with Kent City proved exciting. The Dogs took an early lead and threatened to score again to go up 14-0, but a roughing the kicker penalty got in the way. The Eagles punched in 2 TD's in the second quarter and the hosts took a 13-7 lead into the half. A strong effort by the Dogs in the 2nd half provided for a comeback victory, by the score of 20-13, despite a 31:00-17:00 disadvantage in the time of possession.

Friday night, I weighed my options - go to the beach with my lovely wife, go golfing with my friends, have a bonfire and BBQ in the backyard....and decided instead to hang drywall on the ceiling of the project house basement with my dad. Neither I nor the dust that collected in my ears, nose, and eyes can fully describe the excitement that ensued.

Saturday morning, I was back for more, although I got the slightly more desirable task of installing baseboard trim. The joys of nailing straight boards on curved walls really need to be experienced to be comprehended.

Saturday afternoon and evening, fantasy football took center stage. After a thoroughly enjoyable 9-hole scramble at the Creeks, we gathered for the draft at Flem's new pad. We had waited all summer, and finally, RAFFLE 2008 was to begin. Ambassador Flem and myself (the Commish) put on quite an event, aided significantly by Skot's food contributions and Silly B's grilling expertise. The Herbie Community College Walkin' Colonels (we walk because it hurts too much to run) had an excellent draft and ended up right where we wanted to be on the draft board, with Tony Romo and Terrell Owens as our first 2 picks. The night was capped by swearing at the Spartans losing to Cal and floor pong in Flem's garage.

On Sunday, after moving slowly for much of the morning, we left on our true Labor Day weekend adventure. We packed up the tent, air mattress and cooler, hoping for sunshine and an available camping site once we got to our destination in southwest Michigan. Along the way, we hit up some beautiful wineries along the Lake Michigan Shore Wine Trail. Stops at Fenn Valley, Contessa, and Karma Vista proved relaxing and provided both wonderful views and cheap wine. For once, I don't have pictures, but we do have two bottles of wine left - and I'm not sure which is more surprising.

Sunday evening, we stopped in Bridgman, at Weko Beach, hoping to find the aforementioned campsite. And what do you know - site 39 was still available! A stop at the local gas station for ice, fire wood, and marshmallows later, and we were in business. Going for an early morning stroll on an empty beach the next day was very cool. And seeing some of the RV setups on the walk to the showers were pretty entertaining. I'm pretty sure the folks with the table and chairs, astroturf, multiple oscillating fans, full wet bar, and flamingo yard ornaments were staying for more than one night. Our packup was a little less complex, and soon we were rolling down I-94 on our way to meet Beebe & his friend to carpool to the Cubs game.

After arriving in Chicago around 11:00 AM local time (for a 3:00 PM game) and parking in the McDonald's right across from Wrigley Field, we mulled our options. Souvenir shopping, deep dish pizza, sightseeing....all vetoed in favor of walking 40 feet to the Cubby Bear and plopping down at the table in front of the biggest big screen. We were lucky to have my good friend Vinnie join us, and ate and drank to our heart's content.

Shortly after 1:00, we made our way to the center field bleacher entrance. This might be a good time to mention that it was sunny and 90+ degrees, and I had been fighting a cold for about 4 days. At 1:30, we found aisle seats in centerfield. At 1:34, we found some seats much higher up, that were much more shaded. Solid decision.

Technically speaking, the game was a good one. Roy Oswalt pitched an outstanding game for Houston, going 8 1/3 innings and surrending only 4 hits. Unfortunately, a technically sound game isn't necessarily a lot of fun to watch in person, especially when it's 92 degrees, you're already a little sick, and you haven't hydrated properly in the hours before the game. In the top of the 8th, I was hit by what I'm calling a slight case of heat exhaustion and a major case of me not taking good care of my body. Let's just say that my confidence in not vomiting was not really high as Roy O took the mound in the bottom of the 8th, and we left for the car.

Luckily, I held it all in. Unluckily, the attendants at the McDonald's lot double park the back row, where we were located. However, the two cars next to us left, and what happened next was at least entertaining, if not slightly disturbing. A 17-point turn and a small scratch on the car in front of us later, we were free.

Beebe rocked the house by driving us back to our car in Portage, IN, and we arrived home safe and sound late Monday night. Unfortunately, the full effects of my sinus cold kicked into high gear, and I was sick for the next 3 days. Thus, the Summer of Herbie ended the same way it began - with me on the physically unable to perform list.

However, the weather's still nice, and I've still got lessons and thoughts and diatribes still to share, so I've decided that summer gets to last for at least 6 more weeks.

Plus, I'm gonna start running again this week...